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2008-12-14T15:27:00.001-08:00

Most Amazing Thing I've Come Across:

2008-12-11T15:17:00.000-08:00

I've noticed that there don't seem to be any porno movies
that are made for guys like me.

All the porn I've come across
was targeted at beer-swilling sports bar dwelling alpha-males
Men who like their women stupid and submissive
Men who can only get it up for monosyllabic cock-hungry nymphos
with gargantuan breasts and a three-word vocabulary

Adult films are populated with these collagen-injected
liposuctioned women
Many of whom have resorted to surgery and self-mutilation
in an attempt to look the way they have been told to look.

These aren't real women. They're objects.
And these movies aren't erotic. They're pathetic.
These vacuum-headed fuck bunnies don't turn me on.
They disgust me.
And it's not that I'm against pornography.
I mean, I'm a guy. And guys need porn.
Fact.
"Like a preacher needs pain, like a needle needs a vein,"
Guys need porn.

But I don't wanna watch this misogynist he-man woman-hater porn.
I want porno movies that are made with guys like me in mind:
Guys who know that the sexiest thing in the world
is a woman who is smarter than you are.

You can have the whole cheerleading squad,
I want the girl in the tweed skirt and the horn-rimmed glasses:
Betty Finnebowski, the valedictorian.
Oh yes.
First I want to copy her Trig homework,
and then I want to make mad, passionate love to her
for hours and hours
until she reluctantly asks if we can stop
because she doesn't want to miss Battlestar Galactica.
Summa cum laude, baby!
That is what I call erotic.

But do you ever see that kind of a woman in a contemporary adult film?
No.
Which is why I'm going to start writing and directing Geek Porno.
I shall be the quintessential Nerd Porn Auteur.
And the women in my porno movies will be the kind
that drive nerds like me mad with desire.

I'm talking about the girls that used to fuck up the grading curve.
The girls in the Latin Club and the National Honor Society.
Chicks with weird clothes, braces, four eyes, and 4.0 GPAs.
Brainy articulate bookworms, with MENSA cards in their purses
and chips on their shoulders.

My porn starlets will come in all shapes and sizes.
My porn starlets will be too busy working on their PhD to go to the gym.

In my kind of porno movies the girls wouldn't even have to get naked.
They'd just take the guys down to the rec room and
beat them repeatedly at chess
and then talk to them for hours about Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle
or the underlying social metaphors in the Aliens movies.

Buy stock in some hand cream companies
because there is about to be a major shortage.

And I'm not just talking about straight porn. Oh no.
There should be fuck films for my nerd brethren
of all sexual orientations.
Gay nerd porn flicks with titles like "Dungeons and Drag-queens."

This idea is a fucking gold mine.
I am gonna make millions,
because this country is full of database programmers
and electronics engineers
and they aren't getting the loving they so desperately need.
And you can help . . .

If you're an intelligent woman is interested in breaking into the adult film industry,
and if you can tell me the name of Luke Skywalker's home planet,
then you are hired.

It doesn't matter if you think you're overweight or unattractive.
It doesn't matter if you don't think you're beautiful.
You are beautiful. . .
And I will make you a star.

-Ernest Cline

25 ways to impress a girl

2008-12-11T10:07:00.000-08:00

When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really, really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)

3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is say "you better be" , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.

6. Recognize the small things, they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewellery is for pussy's and Asian ladies.

7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words fuck you and grab the other girls arse. Girls love competition.

8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."

9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.

10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

11. Warm her up when she's cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop b*tching about the cold right now you're going to be b*tching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like basketball.

15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

16. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy.

18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order interrupt and say "No she's not hungry". Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy.

20. Give her one of your t-shirts... and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.

22. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

23. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing that's important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

24. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much but I think it's funny.

25. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. Now don't call. That's also quite funny

A Man's Response to 26 Things A Perfect Man Would Do

2008-12-11T10:06:00.001-08:00

1. Know how to make you smile when you are down!
When will women realize that they don't live on the set of a romantic comedy? Unless making you smile involves me playing video games while you cook me a steak, you're in for a disappointment. You don't think guys ever feel 'down?' The door swings both ways, bitch.

2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice.
What? Why the hell would I want to smell a woman's hair? It smells bad enough with all the sprays and perfume they use. Enough with the conditioners, sprays, and cream already; that shit makes my eyes water. What the hell is conditioner anyway?

3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence.
Translation: bail you out when you fail at life, but never bring it up during conversations. ..

4. Give you the remote control during the game.
This one is inherently stupid because it implies that all guys like to watch 'the game.' Since I'd rather be shot in the chest with projectile diarrhea than watch 'the game,' I'll assume the author meant something worthy of watching, such as Ren & Stimpy, in which case you need to put the bitch down if she touches your remote.

5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you.
LAME. Who has time for this? Sounds like something out of a herpes commercial where some lady is rock climbing or doing something else which symbolizes her independence, then out of nowhere she blurts out 'I HAVE HERPES.' The music gets all serious and you hear a voice over '...there is no cure,' cue inspirational music 'but treatment is available.' Then it cuts to a shot of the bitch on a beach and a guy runs up behind her and puts his arms around her. Good job dumbass, you're dating a skank with herpes.

6. Play with your hair.
Again with the hair? Women never play with the hair on my back, why the double standard?

7. His hands always find yours.
This is one of those things women read and say 'AWW HOW ROMANTIC.' I have news for you: holding hands is stupid. Women don't know the first thing about being romantic. Only lesbians hold hands anyway; allow me to explain. The only time it's acceptable to hold hands with anyone is if you're at a peace vigil. Guys don't go to peace vigils, period. If you do, you have to surrender your balls and get a sex transplant because you're a bitch; in either case, you're a woman, and when two women hold hands it can only lead to one thing as far as I'm concerned.

8. Be cute when he really wants something.
Bullshit. When I want something, I yell. If she can't hear me in the kitchen, sometimes I'll threaten beatings if I'm sober.

9. Offer you plenty of massages.
For your boobs maybe. I happen to have the uncanny ability to massage breasts. With my mouth.

10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.
Let's face it: there are few things in this world more stupid than dancing. Except break dancing, which pirates and lumber jacks would agree is awesome. Other than that, dancing makes me envy cripples.

11. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts.
See, this is what pisses me off about women: they expect special treatment at their discretion. They want equal rights, equal pay, and equal treatment for everything EXCEPT when it comes to shit like this, then they want you to 'react cutely' instead of, say, putting them in a head lock and making them eat ants and/or spiders while you give them carpet burn. Why don't women react 'cutely' when men hit them for a change? Oops, I forgot, that's domestic abuse.

12. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1.
Any guy who would drive five hours just to see a chick for one is an asshole. If every guy drove around for five hours just to spend one with their girlfriend, we'd fill up the air with so much pollution that we'd all choke on the exhaust, get cancer, and then bake under the sun while our lungs rupture and we slowly die from internal bleeding.

13. Stare at you.
You stupid attention seeking whore, just buy the bitch a mirror, because apparently she thinks that you don't have anything better to do than to sit around and stare at her. If women ran the world, we'd still be searching for the wheel.

14. Call for no reason.
Oops, this one belongs on the list of 'Twenty-six things women do that piss men off because they need to fill their otherwise vapid lives with something to make them feel like they have a purpose for existing as they eventually realize that they're pissing their youth away on stupid bullshit like fashion trends.'

I can't go on, I'm going to go do something less painful like stick my dick in the oven.

Holla Kitty

2008-11-26T17:37:00.001-08:00

Ew?

2008-11-10T22:12:00.001-08:00

safesex

2008-11-07T17:04:00.000-08:00

safe sex is great sex better wear a latex cuz you dont want that "i think i'm late" text

Still probably smarter than sarah palin

2008-10-27T10:54:00.000-07:00

MexiAlts

2008-10-18T10:44:00.001-07:00

Hipsterrunoff is a viciously cruel blog, but I can't help ROFLing on the ground whenever I read their ridic posts. For example:

http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/10/mexialts.html

If you live in SoCal, you know how it is.
PS. What are you gonna be for halloween?

+ Are you going to Hard Halloween?

So I dropped off the face of the earth, once again

2008-10-16T21:50:00.001-07:00

but I'm back!

This is why I'm cancelling my subscription to Nylon:

2008-10-16T21:48:00.000-07:00

If i wanted to go read about Paris Hilton, I'd go read Perez Hilton, which is equivalently gross. Tabloids are garbage.

Fred flare has such cute crap

2008-09-26T18:40:00.000-07:00

Like cupcake beanies? Awwww

Deer candle? double awww

Baby prostitute? Soooo cute

Sorry for falling off the face of this earth

2008-09-08T15:44:00.001-07:00

But I'm back and I'll be posting regularly as long as you don't count on it ;) With obsession du jour's I've just been illegally scoping out the new Kings of Leon album, which is to say the least, incendiary. Buy it. Get into it. Sex on fire is aesthetically stimulating to the ears.

My hubby and frontman ain't so bad either eh?

PS. If you'd like to blog for BJMAG
drop a line of some amazing rant or praise. Whether it's Ugg Boots or
cookies, do your thanggggg

xo

Woahh

2008-08-27T11:19:00.000-07:00

This is a trip

Reggae renditions of radiohead songs

2008-08-23T10:45:00.000-07:00

http://www.myspace.com/ezstarallstars
Love it or hate it?

Too Fat For Fashion?

2008-08-22T13:26:00.000-07:00

This blog made me laugh / sad / hungry
all at once. If your a chubby / just not cuttin it
for high fashion stylings your not alone.

Check it.

http://toofatforfashion.blogspot.com/

Ghost caught on tape

2008-08-20T17:13:00.001-07:00

Let's play!

2008-08-14T00:04:00.000-07:00

Steve Aoki = Modern day jesus?

2008-08-13T13:22:00.000-07:00

So last night I went to the arena and almost shit my pants when I saw the four hour (yes, four fucking hour) line to get into Dance to see Steve Aoki spin. Lucky for me Manny put me on the list and I didn't have to wait in that shit or pay fifteen dollars to see someone who plays at Cinespace every tuesday just a few streets away. I really had no idea that Steve Aoki was that huge, in the underage scene at least...It was as if he was some international import from Japan / modern day jesus. But I'm not even quite sure if people would pay 15 dollars or wait four hours in line to hang out with Jesus. Seriously, underage bitches need to start saving up for an ID or suckin some dick or something. Four hours and fifteen dollars? I'd rather youtube and take ecstasy at home. I left at 1:30 and there were still people waiting in line to get in. Dance closes at 2. Bitches are craaaazy. He should sell his socks on ebay...

Hellz Bellz Sample Sale in DC

2008-08-07T12:45:00.000-07:00

Get it GIRLS, getit getit girlsssss

You are Cordially Invited to ::::
Hellz Bellz Sample Sale / Commonwealth / Stussy

"BLOCK SALE"
-Womens Clothing / Hoodies / T-shirts / Outerwear / Denim / Accessories
50-75% off of Wholesale Price

11am - 7pm
Saturday & Sunday
"this weekend"

Its all taking place in the heart D.C.
::

1781 Florida Ave
Washington DC 20009
(next door to Commonwealth & Stussy DC)

www. hellz-bellz. com

Be sure to get yours asap, styles will be moving fast.

This is what happens when you kiss a girl and you like it:

2008-08-07T02:44:00.001-07:00

Lilo leaves you hickies

Dadaaadadadaayuuum!

2008-08-07T01:40:00.000-07:00

My homeboy P-Funk is spittin some rhymes in spite of me,
and check out his blurbs bout his new inspo here

"she rocks zebra pants and leopard print
red lipstick and the freshest skin
dressed to kill or maybe she's dressed to win
i don't know but i sure am impressed with it"

That's just a teasa, I guess I'm turning into some lyrical inspiration, which reminds me of Remo from the retired Faux for Real who wrote "Everyone's a slut" after a late night rant bulletin of mine. Check the track out, it still gives me the giggles after all these years. (I still ponder on how he found that song default of me...)

1:51
"...girls named suzanne and olivia, we all want, what they've got, and it buuuuuurns, cos they hot"

JM presents:

2008-08-06T20:52:00.000-07:00

As told by John Michael and his shoot for The Christopher Walkins:

"The Christopher Walk-ins' name is obviously inspired by Christopher Walken
(More than a man, less than a god)"

- as featured on their Myspace

On July 12th, I didn't only shoot production photos for the day, but I was also featured in a
videoshoot for, "Fox". The Christopher Walk-Ins sound is unique blend of garage-band, catchy
vocals, 'an explosion of lollipops and monster riffs', and are heavily influenced by bands such as
Built to Spill, Modest Mouse, The Pixies, Promise Ring, and Sonic Youth.

The Christopher Walk-Ins are simply not getting the recognition they deserve.

Which however, I'm sure will change with an upcoming show at Janestown in LA on the 29th
of this month. As well as, two upcoming SOLD OUT shows they're playing with friends, Built to Spill
at the Troubadour later this Sept.10th & 11th. I'm fortunate for not only being their 'official band
photographer' but to have some of these guys as close friends.

So check them out and give 'em a listen at:
http://www.myspace.com/thechristopherwalkins

Without further-a-do, here are the photos from the videoshoot.
Gimme some feedback, let me know what you guys think!

Here are several shots I've strung together from different takes for the same scene:

Lets take a look at that EPIC shot once again.

and last but not least, the "Miho Scene"

Oh Paris

2008-08-05T17:47:00.000-07:00

Hipster: The Dead End of Civilization

2008-08-04T19:59:00.000-07:00

"We've reached a point in our civilization where counterculture has mutated into a self-obsessed aesthetic vacuum. So while hipsterdom is the end product of all prior countercultures, its been stripped of its subversion and originality, and is leaving a generation pointlessly obsessing over fashion, faux individuality, cultural capital and commodities of style."

Source: Adbusters
Discuss

Hi Fi Noize

2008-08-04T09:53:00.000-07:00

Friday night I snapped some photos at Hi-Fi Noize.
My favorite prop was the stripper pole, but I'm too modest to post those.

(And if you really must know, my photobucket username is from sixth grade.)

Click the thumbnails for a larger view!

Death of American Apparel

2008-08-04T09:23:00.001-07:00

I'm actually super intrigued by this.
Source J*davey from Everythingyoulovetohate

Why are ya'll frontin? I started wearing American Apparel before it was renounced the best thing in the planet, due to the fact that my Mom's ex coworker was the right hand of Dov Charney when they opened up the company under her credit account. (She owns two company cars.) And I've worn my gold bra when all ya'll were still wearing Hanes. Not trying to be a hater or anything, I'm just saying most of you shouldn't be complaining how huge the company has become to be and how you've been a devoted shopper for x amount of years. AA was supposed to be built on comfort, not hype. I guess it's everyones fault for mimicking their butter-faced hipster models and putting their flyer all over the place giving them free advertisement to the masses. Also, hating American Apparel is like hating cheeseburgers. It's unnecessary and everywhere.

Don't be gay on a Saturday

2008-08-01T14:22:00.001-07:00

Events listed in order: Food, Fashion, Fun

The 15th Annual Long Beach Crawfish Festival serves mouth-watering Cajun Crawfish dinners prepared to perfection by chefs from Bristol Farms in the world’s largest crawfish steamer. Crawfish feasts include succulent red baby potatoes, buttery corn on the cob and a special dipping sauce. If you like seafood and a friendly diverse neighborhood in the ghetto, then this is the place to be.

Johnny Cupcakes Grand Opening

A west coast Johnny Cupcakes shop is opening up this Saturday on Melrose and there's been quite the buzz. Check the highly anticipated opening tomorrow at 3 pm

7959 Melrose Ave.
Los Angeles, CA

Get your pictures taken by Bernadette or me tomorrow night! Or some indie cult bitches who bring their cameras but only take pictures of their friends. Me or B will snap you if you are cute, drunk, funny/funny looking. & Why should you go? Because The Growlers are playing, and you know what they say...All the best things in life are free. The location advantages are also 15-20 bars in downtown F-town, and when you run out of $ to spend on drinks, you can sell the clothes on your back at the neighboring Buffalo Exchange. All in one small perimeter. See you there!

xo w.cat

This is kind of odd...

2008-07-30T11:45:00.001-07:00

At the hop

2008-07-30T11:27:00.000-07:00

Come see my boys from SF spin this week in LA!

www.myspace.com/tenderlionsej

Invading Orange County Tonight with Dan Sena

And my spinning at my favorite event of the month:

Friday's gonna be poppinnnn
The location's at the new arts organization at the Box Eight Factory
The venue is amazing to say the least,
Take a peak:

Get into it.

uber. com/boxeight

Woah.

2008-07-29T00:02:00.000-07:00

I've been so inconsistent with this shit, and we don't get no mo luv, it's kinda making me sad n shitty that we don't get cute lil shout outs or hollas. Like an expired prostitute. But I'll compensate by trying to post everyday. Key term try. The American Apparel flea market was yesterday, I couldn't have been more disappointed. It wasn't as great and cheap as last year, I felt like an illegal immigrant picking corn through the rows and rows of clothing. And I had to dig too. Actually, I dug alot. My arms are a little muscle-y. Oh well, at least I was one of the first people to get in. Yesterday was a prime example that BIGGER IS NOT ALWAYS BETTER. Sure there was 10,000 more people then last year, sure Dim Mak and Cobra had a booth with a lot of cute clothing, sure there was a Slip N Slide (that eventually was contaminated with gonorrhea when a certain someone went on it), surely Sebastien Tellier was playing, and sure mango + chile was only 2 bucks, but it was 10,000 degrees outside, and everyone who looked cute didn't after they opened their mouth. Cobrasnake caught the American Apparel flea market the best:

If you've ever seen a herd of buffalo,
Imagine that but replace them with hipsters.

And they say our generation never do any physical activities.

Mia (Peeps.org) is a cute cover for the Fiesta though.
Scope it out.

Backyard Betty

2008-07-21T13:47:00.000-07:00

Thanks to everyone who came out to the Collective Souls Yard Sale! Next month I'll be selling a few of my own pieces with Xtal, and as you know her stuff was dirt cheap (urban outfitters scarves for a dollar, american apparel zebra leggings for 3 bucks, dresses and rompers for 4-5 dollars.) Plus Grape Soda had a ridiculous variety of sweaters, boots, hand-made feather earrings, high waisted shorts, shades, shoes and etc, and nothing cost over 20 dollars! Plus the bordering Mexican restaurant had some bomb tacos for only a dollar, and cupcakes, beer, vodka and cran was sold too. If your a penny saver, this was a sale was definitely heaven-sent, and photos below is just a very small taste of Sunday afternoon, with a live DJ, cold-ass lemonade and a chill hang out spot for everyone of all ages and sizes to kick it. This was definitely a kick off from the Sunday Blues.

More photos will be up on Glamer1

After 50 nip slips Sean gave me this shirt

A quick fix for clothing.

2008-07-17T12:53:00.000-07:00

Anti-Mall? Or tired of running around naked all the time? Well if you've got the bus fare and the extra cash, John Michael and Collective Souls are both having a yard sale with several vendors in Southern California this weekend!

Check them out, and spot me at Collective Souls on Sunday,

I'll exchange tips for tips.

You can haggle/buy/steal this outfit on Sunday. Mark your calendars.

Counting down the days...

2008-07-15T16:31:00.000-07:00

John Michael Photography

2008-07-15T11:14:00.000-07:00

An old acquaintance, John Michael, not only has the keen eye to capture images well, but he's also wicked with graphic design. He's 20 years young and a freelance photographer located in Norwalk, California with ambition and potential greater than the average shutter bug. Although he's yet to become a household or notarized photographer, his images are not given enough recognition for its quality. BJ mag is here to praise.

Scope out his flicks:

To view more of his work,
Bookmark his Flickr.

For photo shoot inquiry, message him on Myspace.

& last but not least, take a peep at his party photos from SMASH DISCO on July 4th:

view the rest here!

Let's be honest

2008-07-14T14:32:00.000-07:00

So I have something to get off of my chest... It maybe bigger than telling my roman catholic parents that I love penis! Even though I do not like country music, Taylor Swift has caught my attention! I am totally in love with her and do not get me wrong, Britney Spears is still my number one female, but Taylor is not half the crazy that Britney is. (Sorry Brit)

My problem starts here!

We all know of Miley Cyrus aka Hannah Montana... well if you do not let me give you the 411!

Hannah Montana: 15 year old super star, rolls in more than 31 million a year, and has a fucking amazing blonde wig.

What gay boy or 12 year old little girl could not love her?

Okay! Okay! I love Hannah Montana as well, I am just a guilty as everyone else.

But I think I love her a bit too much... I have a pillowcase with her on it and when it is time to hit the bed with my man and get down with him, I have a VERY hard time doing so with a 15 year old super star staring right at me! Some may say I'm lucky but I find it revolting!

Soooooo.... In order to spice it up with my man and start feeling comfortable, I have to give up my "official" Hannah Montana pillow! She needs a good home!

Any takers?

Branded

Fresh Garbage Vintage

2008-07-14T08:58:00.000-07:00

Fresh Garbage Vintage, an e-bay store founded by two lovely ladies from Spain, has caught my attention for two reasons.

1.) The photos are aesthetically pleasing.
(Coined that phrase from WWWD.com, don't sue my ass.)
2.) I can't tell what's hotter. The models or the clothes...
There's nothin garbage about it!

You be the judge.

where do I click to buy the model ?!

Their threads are cheaper than the average online boutique, Bid n buy now before it's forever gone,

Visit their myspace Here
& Visit their E-bay store Here

Kanye West has an ego problem.

2008-07-11T01:00:00.000-07:00

Seriously Kanye...

Obsession du jour!

2008-07-07T13:36:00.001-07:00

LOOKBOOK.nu
Has over thousands of international fashion inspiration!
My only complaint would be the 3 hour time frame it takes to upload photos.

My favorite country to lurk by far is Spain:

Become a fan of your BJ family:

Queen Jenphur (http://lookbook.nu/user/1790-Jenphur)
Princess O (http://lookbook.nu/user/3068-Olivia-L)

Daily dose of imagery.

2008-07-03T22:36:00.000-07:00

I've just caught on to the whole hype of daily dose of imagery with outfits and whatnot, and well I want to give it a try. First off my fashion influences are Kate Moss (obviously), Susan Eldridge and Francois Hardy. Pretty much thrown-together Parisian soul with a bit of r'n'r and of course, Casual Lux. My daily accessories has to be something religious, whether it's my crucifix earring, my rosary worn on my neck or wrist, or the picture profile of the holy family on a bracelet.

Knit cap, Urban Outfitters. Top, American Apparel. Crocodile Chain Purse, Some boutique South Korea. Shorts & Belt, Forever 21. Gladiator Sandals, Nine West.

My favorite lookbook site is Adorevintage.com

Thumbnails such as these keep my picture file busy.

And last night I watched The Dreamers. After watching the movie I've been inspired to sketch out all of Eva Green's character's outfits and styling. Heroin Chic to the max. Go rent it.

xo

I'm going to hell.

2008-07-03T15:04:00.000-07:00

Hot new artist on the rise!

http://www.myspace.com/tinaecmusic

Please leave me your thoughts.
Is this a joke, or am I going to hell for this?

Life lessons you may want to consider. And reconsider.

2008-07-02T17:00:00.000-07:00

An explanation on the forces of pussy power.
100% true, Unless
a.) You're a man in denial

I haven't had a drink since I've watched this movie.
The most "touching" clip by far.

We all know someone whose like that...
Some we may know better than others...like ourself...

Hot or not?

2008-07-02T16:46:00.000-07:00

Why hasn't anyone told me that riding a bike was a new look? Maybe it's just me, but does anyone else find it odd that a random past time such as bicycling will end up on WWWD.com as a fashion trend? I'm not a trend reporter, but seriously, what's next? Reading books considering it's approaching fall aka school time, following, ski poles for the winter. But as long as Agness Deyn does it, it's cool. Maybe it's because of the summer weather that the fashion "idolatries" are coming out on their two wheeled whips, and maybe it's the fact that gas is 5$ a gallon, but bicycles should not be a trend, it should be an unstated necessity. Like socks.

My version of hell on wheels:

But I did listen to Queen after reading the post.

Check it.

2008-07-01T13:20:00.000-07:00

Check out the Bulgarian dj Clipper who using me as the cover for his new mix "Clipper - Carnival In Space (June 2008)",it's a mixture of some classic house ,cosmic, balearic breakcore ,codeine disco beats,italo disco ,northern soul,happy house,slow is the new fast ,electro house,obscure and beyond and... who cares ? ENJOY!

Check out the track and get into it!

www. myspace. com/swankypunk

The track list includes:

1] saint etienne - only love can break your heart (andrew weatherall mix)
2] reverso 68 - especial
3] the popular people’s front - cellophane lover
4] rufus & chaka khan - ain’t nobody (hallucinogenic Version)
5] bazooka - alive
6] alex valentini - beautiful life (FD moustach edit)
7] aeroplane feat kathy diamond - whispers
8] still going - still going theme
9] the juan maclean - happy house
10] disco devil - now dance
11] the Immortals - the ultimate warlord

http://ia311332.us.archive.org/2/items/Clipper-CarnivalInSpacejune2008/Clipper-CarnivalInSpacejune2008.mp3

My niggu-ish ways attract

2008-06-26T12:51:00.000-07:00

This is the theme song to this current post,
So bump this shit and get into it.

Black guys dig me. They just do. Yes I've heard
They "love" asian girls, but I don't even think
that Ting Ting Nguyen or Yon Lee Su gets this much
love so apparent that they get mad fan mail over the internet.

At a second I thought I was signed up for some interracial dating site. Then I reminisced and clearly, I'm definitely not into the stereo type thing, but it all came back to me. In the fourth grade the only boy who ever loved me was a Devon Wilson. In seventh grade Michael Jackson's nephew followed me to La Salsa. Then he pushed my friend in the bushes. Blow Up LA saturday night the African-American bouncer stated, "DAAAAAMN, lookatchu witcho white shoes, you cuet thang attractin attention and shiiiieeet".

I should change my dating preferences. But the phrase "once you black you never go back" for me means that I will probably die and never go BACK to living after I try it.

I don't know, but I think this is a revelation.
Someone pass me a J.

Romp-romp-romppp

2008-06-24T13:25:00.000-07:00

I lalalove rompers. It follows the three C's of fashion. Comfy, cozy and chic. It's a quick fix for an attire especially in the summer. I love them so much I began sewing the center piece of my dresses as a cheap and ghetto way to turn a potato sack dress into a romper.

Revolveclothing.com has an assortment of cute jumpsuits.

And my favorite by far to lurk and look for one-pieces are from this Etsy shop in which all the clothing and jewelry are hand-made.

Imyourpresent

Unfortunately it's a first come first serve online boutique. On the plus side, most of the rompers are much more affordable than a jumpsuit from Urban Outfitters, and you'll be guaranteed that
you can strut around without running into your outfit twin when you go out.

Past archives include:

Go on the road with SMV!

2008-06-23T13:00:00.000-07:00

Go on the road with Spanish Moss Vintage &
Read about their gypsy gallivant road trips across
the U.S. in search of one of a kind finds for their E-bay store!

www.spanishmossvintage.blogspot.com

The Muse

2008-06-23T12:29:00.000-07:00

Kate Moss deserves a cult, or possibly even a religion. First off, she's 5"7, 34 years old, and is still in the top of her game with two kids under her arm. Not only is she killin them hoes standing 3-4 inches shorter than those fresh-faced giraffe statured 14-20 year olds, but do take note that the average modeling career ceases at the age of 21. Not only is her personal style a muse to several designers, but she's the ideal fashion icon for millions of girls. For fuck's sake, Kate Moss makes a coke scandal look damn good, and she even snorts it well. Hence Joel Mchale's introduction to Mosstril vacuum cleaner. Not everyone can be inspiration for a universal household appliance. I'm also quite assured as well that half the fans of Libertines and Babyshambles would not have found Pete Doherty as a r'n'r sex icon or appealing if Kate Moss hadn't dated him.

Well to get down to my point, is Kate Moss's coke scandal printed on a T a scandal or art? Discuss.

$

2008-06-22T18:35:00.000-07:00

I have writer's block. Or more like blogger's block.
So until I regain and rejuice some creativity to post something
witty or thought provoking to say,
here's a mix you can scope out for the meantime.

And a lil background info
"Shark -(noun)- 1 a long bodied chiefly marine fish with a cartilaginous skeleton, a prominent dorsal fin, and toothlike scales. Extremely aggressive and predatory. 2 an expert in a specified field (example: a pool shark). 3 a mammal known as "Ari", who wishes nothing else but to decimate you with tons of sound and rythmic beats ranging from Tec House to Electro. Lets do it."

Shark
Click Here:
Shark Mix - June 21st 2008

Heres a track listing.
1. Thursday (The Twelves Remix) - Asobi Seksu
2. Innocence (Simian Mobile Disco Twelves Remix) - Björk
3. Good Boys (Scissor Sisters Extended Mix) - Blondie
4. Hot Dog - Simian Mobile Disco
5. Go Mr Sunshine (Punks Jump Up Remix) - Remi Nicole
6. Halcyon + On + On (Sirhan Re-Edit 2008) - Orbital

Dj Ari is somewhat fresh meat but still producing some dope beats for your drunk ass to shake it to, so hit him up for your next club. party. BBQ. yard sale (those are oh so trendy now a days.) wedding. bat/bar mitzvah. sex.

Nothin but a g thang baaaaaaaaaaaaby

Myspace.com/sharkproject

Bored in LA?

2008-06-18T22:20:00.000-07:00

My homegirl Crystal sent me a link to
this outdated (but ongoing current events) of a blog
with a list of things to do in L.A.
Ohhhh hipsters,logout your macbook and take a break from those daily web cam photos you all like to post daily, grab your imitation Marc Jacobs purse and your keys with the
20 hello kitty chains hanging off it, because you got things to do and places to shop.

Events listed are:

A blog about a blog, this one deserves tremendous props.
Roller Disco on Sundays? An excuse to wear my rainbow one suit without
looking like a tard? I'll meet you under the disco ball ;)

Also, just like my menstruation cycle, a highly anticipated event is comin up
which occurs only once a month!

Trust, Miss Yuka knows whatsup,
Last Hi-Fi So-Sweet hosted that thang
and Partyshank boys were F.O.P. (Fresh off the plane.)
Free Sparks and don't forget to R.S.V.P.
(You can save 5 dollars and spend it on a gallon of gas, yayy!!! )

Motivational words.

2008-06-14T16:29:00.001-07:00

Music sounds better with you...

2008-06-12T15:16:00.000-07:00

There is one thing that 99.9% of the
universe can all agree on loving, and this is
music. So here are my top 10 list fav songs about music,
cos Music is boyfriend, music is my imaginary friend music is my hot hot sex,
Music is where i'd like you to touch.

And if you got any cool tracks you wanna share bout my boyfriend music,
drop a line and leave the artist name and song. Or forever hold your greedy ears.

Music is My Boyfriend - CSS
Music sounds better with you - DAFT FUCKING PUNK!!! and Stardust
Music (Vaporub Mix) - Madonna
Lights and Music - Cut Copy
I Feel Music in your Heart-Kris Menace
Stop the Music - Team Monster
Music to watch girls by -Andy Williams
Maybach Music - Rick Ross
The worst taste in music -Radio Dept.

And duh I saved the best for last, teehee

Fun For everyone!

2008-06-10T16:20:00.000-07:00

Let's step back for a momo scope out these upcoming events this month! I've literally been in hibernation for 2 and counting weeks, but by next week I'm liberated (sadly just summer vaca not my 18nth b-day) and you best be sure you'll be seeing my bitch ass in a town near you.

I'm not a raver, at all, but EDC is going to be my first and only exception. (By Far).
And there are speculating rumors that my all favorite band to see live is playing, and I'm not taking any risk into NOT going. Plusss my homeboys & baby girls are having a hotel sleepover somewhere nearby, so it's a go.

And Plus I'm superstoked for Download 2008 Music festival in Universal city walk:
The line up is:

Gang of Four?! Brand New?! Datarock!?!?? It's like 2005 for me all over again!

Check out more info on this @:
http://www.downloadfestival.com/lineup/los-angeles/index.aspx

Taylor Herrronnn!

2008-06-06T15:36:00.001-07:00

Speaking of underrated orange county talent,
My favorite local photographer is Mr. Taylor Herron himself.
Lemme tell ya somethan, we go waaaay back. (For my young life at least).
Twas' summer of 06, Mickey Avalon @ the Galaxy, he lugged around a big backpack and a camera, and my friends wanted their picture taken. (Note this was before candids and night life photography blew out of proportion.) He didn't take our photograph. Months later,
I see him at yet another Mickey show, and from there we've kept in touch.
(and obviously lost out of touch after mishaps on our last shoot bahahaha)

Bottom line is, Taylor Herron knows his shit, not only is he school-educated
about film and all its magical wonders, but TH isn't doing his thang for the money
or connections. He's doing his thang cos it's his mothafuckin hobby, and no he did
not buy his Nikon 2 months ago and scrutinized every club in town to make some
change because the DJing gig failed him. These days, it's hard to find people
who live for their hobby rather than just trying to live off it. And thus, Taylor Herron deserves shameless promotion. Props to TH.

Check out Brokenoutline.com

"Is Chris Hansen going to show up at my door?"

We like the orange county

2008-06-05T15:09:00.000-07:00

Although I've only resided in Orange County for almost 3 years and counting, I must say, the music scene over here is underrated. There are a ton of conveniently located and nice venues with a lot of potential, vs. the nitty gritty cramped ones in the plastic capital of the world. Lets get real, we're like, at most 15 minutes away from the beach and 5 minutes from a mall anywhere you are in Orange County, duh.

So here are my top 9 local bands.
From gritty warehouse punk / electronica shows, to
the Tijuana esque hood in Costa Mesa (Hence detroit bar, evocal),
Downtown Fullerton (A nice clash of pubs and venues)
and of course, the infamous backyard parties.

This is back when Health played in my hood and not with
Crystal Castles, and sidenote they did not start this
new sound, it's been incorporated into all the Santa Ana
bands years before crimewave even came out.

9.)The Shys
Myspace.com/theshysmusic

Track: Call in the Cavalry

The shys is a band you would find on the back of a "Music from the OC" soundtrack if Marisa never died. The sounds is somewhat like Jet but with the laid back beach setting behind the notes. It's "a formula mainly used by British groups of the sixties and seventies (Rolling Stones, The Kinks, The Beatles, The Clash) and turn it into something visceral, all their own." Check it.

8.) Pink Book Girls Club
Myspace.com/pinkbookgirlsclub

Check out the track Nicole Richie Motherfucker

Even though me, you, and your best friend have all dated and hated him,
We can also agree that seeing PBGC perform is an experience, right?
Chris G. gets painfully into the track and starts pounding on the ground
(During, and after the show). The crowd is half metal and half stilleto-overdone
and underage girls R.I.P.

7.) Paper Thin Walls
Myspace.com/wearepaperthinwalls

Track: Midnight Moves

Ummm, I think I'm in some of these lyrics...LOL.
Paper thin walls has come a long way in such a short amount of time. They played with Led Zeppelin, yes you heard me, at their reunion show in London. Sadly all good things must come to an end, and the band is no longer together, but I jacked a bunch of copies from one of the homeboys in the band, so if you're interested for a copy, message me via myspace. Teehee.

6.) Venus Infers
Myspace.com/VenusInfers

Track: London's raining

I once told Davis Fetter that I loved him. And holla'd at my ass back and returned to singing a pretty little song, and from that moment on I've been hooked by his voice. If Kings of Leon had a baby with Arctic Monkeys, Venus Infers is the love child. But with a face. and you know, the rest of the package.

5.) Japanese Motors
myspace.com/thejapanesemotors

Track: Regrets of Paradise

When Japanese Motors walks onto a stage, shirts start to unbutton, lipstick is reapplied
and acrylics are sharpened. Intimidated boyfriends and hubbies also move in closer to their
domain/woman, and fellas I wouldn't blame you. There's something about the motors that
just gets the crowd going. Dear Al Knost, I still have a piece of your wife beater (shared with 10 other girls from a Chain Reaction show a year or two back.) Also thanks for the cameo to me and B's get together. And disappearing after you guys found the hot tub...

4.) My Pet Saddle
www.Myspace.com/mypetsaddleband

Track: Alaskan Sun

Although 100% of this band hates me,
They make number four on my list because:
1.) I feel guilty and cursed for stealing one of the member's hats. and I'm "cursed".
2.) Their music on their page does not give them any justice on how well they sound
and perform live.
3.) PYT's.

3.)Pop Noir
Myspace.com/popnoir
Track: Santa Ana

My favorite pair of twins besides Suite life of Zack&Cody boys,
Luke and Joe have the smoothest moves that JT should be afraid.
It's been great to watch them grow, from Sol Art to Cinespace and
a club near you, I advise you to wear your dancing shoes and round up
a dance partner. Cos they fine.

2.) The Growlers
myspace.com/lbcgrowlers

Track: Sunset Girl

I'm convinced that there's something in the water from wherever the Growlers
are from, not only are they genetically perfect, their music is mind blowing
and medication to the ears. No joke. It cured my friend's migraine, it will be
the remedy to yours. Oh yeah, and let's not forget, their handsome *fan girl giggle*

1.) PRS HLTN, MTHRFCKRS!!!!
myspace.com/phmf

Although the band isn't together anymore,
seein Hailey in her bathing suit, sneakers + rocking chains
and bringing the neighborhood creepers together in a backyard
party was def the shit, and this photo says it all.
(Taken in Mike's living room)

And overall they win #1 on my list just because
of the non-existent pride that takes over me when I tune into OC ROX.

I don't know who my father is either

2008-06-03T18:23:00.000-07:00

=

Why can't all T-shirt wearers be this honest? or forward?
Like "I have AIDS" or "Baby dick"
and "I put out" and "Please give me attention, I don't have a father"

But that's just me being optimistic, ya know.
Also courtesy to your neighborhood predator (the one that lives next door and always stares at you while you fumble for your keys) wants you to check out these tracks recorded by our boy ARI. So bump up your speakers, and air force sneakers, and shake yo thang like a overdosin' tweaker.

Shark
Download Link For The Mix Is Located Here:
Shark Mix - June 3nd 2008

Track List:
1. Supabeatz - Alchemy
2. Yelle - A Cause Des Garcons (Riot In Belgium Mix)
3. Revolte - Ironical Sexism (Blanche DuBois Remix)
4. Larry Tee - My Pussy (feat. Amanda Lepore (Swanque Mix)
5. Grafton Primary - I Can Cook (Hey Now Remix)
6. Blaqstarr- All The Girls Around The World (Klever So So Death Remix

PS. got mad love for all the bj readers
who had nice things to say the last post.
I will see you in the next realm

:(

2008-06-01T14:10:00.000-07:00

Either our readers are mean
or we only get comments from critics.
It makes me sad, and I feel like this:

But on the otherhand...

Just like her name, she is everywhere

2008-06-01T11:29:00.000-07:00

Although she's only 15, Sky is taking up the music scene by storm.
Who said talent came with age? This real life Lolita hella knows how to hit'em high notes.
Not only will you find her on party photo blogs such as Lastnightsparty, TheCobrasnake & Kidpaparazzi, but don't doubt if you'll see her on the Billboard music charts. Go big or go home.

From bathroom modeling to bathrooms at LAX,
Sky's not your average underage "intern". GURRRL actually got TALENT.
and her momma does the best weaves in town forsuuuure!

Hanna montana better be afraid. Bitch wears a wig. Sky's hair is real.

http://www.myspace.com/skyferreiramusic
http://www.myspace.com/skyferreiramusic
http://www.myspace.com/skyferreiramusic
http://www.myspace.com/skyferreiramusic
http://www.myspace.com/skyferreiramusic

I can't color enough!!!

2008-05-31T18:50:00.000-07:00

A post on a Saturday? Absurd!!!
At the current mo I'm being antisocial and sitting
upstairs avoiding catered dinner for my sister's birthday,
because something very significant has overcome my brain and hands. omgz I cannot vent more how good the Sex and the city movie is!!!
(note I have all seasons under my possession, I'm kinda hooked.)
Last night I went through a list of emotions because

1.) T.o.m. is coming (time of the month)

2.)I have an absurdly huge pimple on my chin, so big that I've given it a name and attention. (and now a namedrop)

click side image for larger view of the sight itself, ahahah
3.) I hopped from movie theater to movie theater in search for a one that hadn't sold out. and lastly, I turned gothic and joined a cult, but have been rejected because my skin is too "tan". awwww helllllll nawwwwwww.

The movie made me go "awwwwww" and cry, choke (for different reasons, teehee,but jk,noreallyjk) and I now am taking applicants for three girl-friends. I don't have anyone equivalent to BIG in my life, nor do I have Louboutin shoe collection, but I do have a laptop so I am enough like Carrie Bradshaw, size wise at the least. Looking for

1. Red head wet blanket and will fight in court free of charge with me in my future DUI hearings. 2. Brown haired prep overly optimistic and will shop for Self-Advice books
3. Blonde slutty older friend to buy vibrators with.

Gender need not to apply.
Holla!!!!

you think you're ready for this?

2008-05-30T10:51:00.000-07:00

cause BJ don't think you are.

Southern belle Monica Kelly in this photo op
reminisces Sugar Momma girlfriends of the 40's.
Gold locks, fur coat and hell on heels with an attitude to match.
It's a style that is eternal, vintage Chanel bag in one hand, golf club in the other.
Although this look is a classic, BJ spices it up with contemporary pussy power revenges. A woman of the previous decades would have settled for a polite and formal breakup. Today's woman will break your dick if you break her heart.

I told ju you were flirtin with da mothafuckin maid!

The best of both worlds.
Dig it.

theme: "I'D KILL FOR A BJ (MAGAZINE)"
model: monica kelly
photographers: BJ
makeup & model: blake
assistance: chris & alex

A PREVIEW

BJ must give a shoutout to....

2008-05-29T18:52:00.000-07:00

our boy HOUSEMATTIC who has been spreading BJ MAGAZINE like your ex-boyfriend's STDs.
he's gotten us called out on radio stations in LA and in the clubs; check him out cause he deserves the credit!!

"im a 16 yr old kid whos been djing since he was 8. i joined primitive 3 months ago. and it changed my life. i make real music. not rap or hiphop. im jazz,funk,house,and salsa. and i plan on eliminating all those that claim theyre djs."
"Electro djs dont know the true meaning of DJ".
and im taking over LA as the days go by.
-HOUSEMATTIC
m yspace. com/housematticfunk
myspace. com/housematticfunk
myspace. com/housematticfunk
myspace. com/housematticfunk
myspace. com/housematticfunk

xoxo, B&J

A crime for all seasons

2008-05-29T15:24:00.001-07:00

The summer 08 hellz bellz line is out!
And it just keeps getting better and better

The model looks a bit like Nelly Furtado,
but born in east la, ak 47 status.

Check Out More at Hellz-Bellz.com
Myspace.com/rockthehellz

The Maneaterr herself:

xoxo, goSsiPGirL ~

Everything you learned from Gossip Girrrl

2008-05-28T14:19:00.000-07:00

For the sake of censorship and namedropping,
I've inhabited the system of initials in telling stories,
Thanks Gossip Girl!

J totes looks like a extra for Real World Taj Mahal.
I wouldn't even exchange 1 chicken in hand of her marriage.
But I'm not bitter. I'm just vengeful from recent nights...

Speaking of which,
My ideal relationship:

With further a due,
Come out tomorrow night and see these husky,
shirt bearing, shoe-less (sometimes) whiskey-drinking, men play
tomorrow night @ the alley.

The highly anticipated for...

2008-05-28T08:22:00.000-07:00

Weekend story!!!
Part of the weekend never dies, especially
if you wake up with new bruises/new outfit.
This past weekend I've literally had a total of ten
minutes of sleep, and barely recovered yesterday...
And last Saturday was my uttermost...per say, entertaining day.

They say pictures speak a thousand words....
This is the result of drinking from 9 pm - 4 am.
Time for rehab.

Overall I throw some pretty legit get togethers.
Japanese Motors got naked in the pool,
David got too drunk to give Amanda Blank directions,
We drank all the 250$ wine bottles, broke the doors and clogged the toilet...
and you know I made the invitations when there's
a 3 guy to 1 girl ratio in the room.
Anywho....

My new obsession: LOLITAS!!!

But we must give credit when credit is due, & we all know
that Britney Spears is the first to bring back Dolores Haze.

And these suckaaaaaas

bring me a bag of blow pops
next tuesday pahlease & i will blow...your mind
we are bj magazine of course.

also bring me some cream for my sores forming around my lips.

Also whatevs happened to crimped hair?

or Dreamcast?

or matching plaid outfits and block cell phones?

Or scrubs? Oh, wait no. There are still plenty of scrubs out there.
Holla @ my ballas wid no dollas!

Lykke Li - I'm Good, I'm Gone (Metronomy Remix)
Stars - This Charming Man Play Stop POPUP Favorite
Pase Rock ft. Amanda Blank - Sexy MF (JAPATTACK Remix)
MGMT vs Daft Punk - One More Time to Pretend (Immuzikation Remix) Play Stop POPUP Favorite
VHS Or Beta - Night On Fire (Cut Copy Remix)

i'm hardcore obsessing

2008-05-27T20:35:00.000-07:00

OVER THESE WINE BOXES.

..portable, sleek design, it also holds a bottle and a third of fruity, light, damned pleasant California Cabernet, Merlot or Pinot Grigio. available at your local Whole Foods Market!

another bonus…the size and sturdiness of The Bandit make it totally smuggle-able. you'll feel like a kid again; a naughty wine-drinking kid. classay.

xoxoJenphur

Yeah, you like that

2008-05-22T19:04:00.000-07:00

Fuck the heist, go to vice

2008-05-22T17:15:00.000-07:00

If your 21, live in Hollywood or surrounding areas
Check out Vice (Which is now next to LAX on las palmas)
Drunk chicks for everyone!
and alas, a club where the only kind of males you'll be pulled into the corner by are blazer wearing scruffy men. Good news for chicks with good taste, bad news if your into 4 inch beards and big foot.

SPREAD THE WORD

See last weeks pics at:
www. thechimeraproject. net/051508

Where you belong this Saturday

2008-05-22T15:39:00.000-07:00

Don't forget to check out the Local Tourist booth,
Hot girls, threads and you get your picture taken if you slap a L.T. sticker across yo mouf.
(Even more snapshots if your wasted). It's a win-win situation.

Nothin but a g thang babyyyyyyy
This crew is hot shiiiiiiieeeet, holla @ mah gurl Angeline
(My flip pride is starting to show). Note, if you got shit with me I got the fiercest bitch as backup, Hence b.a. chick in red lipstick. i wanna be local tourgal when i grow upppp!

Rocking one of the t's will get you laid, guaranteed.
Warning: results may vary

Check it.
Ya dig?
(myspace.com/ericthelocaltourist )

BABY GOT BJ

2008-05-20T18:45:00.000-07:00

WOW. we started going through our emails and submissions today and BJ's got a hell of a lot of work ahead!

THREE EXCITING THINGS:

1) BJ will have an EBAY account up in the next few weeks with CLOTHES & SICK ONE-OF-A-KIND ITEMS for you to bid on!

2) BJ SHIRTS?! you'll be seeing them on some unexpected stars ;]

3) Britney getting back on top.... who the fuck would have thought?

keep in touch we love your comments

xoxo

Branded&Jenphur

Vintage overload

2008-05-19T16:49:00.000-07:00

For all the discerning fashionistas who are sick of me
raving about clothing brands with
bitchy slogans or nipples, this may interest you.
Online vintage stores / Vintage clothing is blowing up
Here are some of my favorite sites:

My big SF sister Nida struts her stuff well,
as seen in Nasty Gal Vintage which has weekly
updates on new one of a kind pieces just a mailbox away.
Bid now or forever hold your peace.

Peeps clothing (Peeps.org) is founded by Mia,
a Long Beach Native who has mastered the craft
of turning string and cloth into adorable tops, dresses,
and my favorite: her swimsuits (in specific the zebra
print piece that I shot for her circa spring 07)

One pieces and playsuits are my favorite,
and Mandate of Heaven have the most
adorable designs for lounge wear/party wear.

Alas but not least, Spanish Moss Vintage who is run by Suzanne and her husband, who I recently shot with this previous Saturday in Encinitas for the "Summer of Love" line.
Suzanne is a gypsy living the ideal hippie life, which is truely refreshing of a woman so young and well rounded. Her finds are absolutely eclectic and one of a kind, hence the fact she currently lives "on the road,”and travels on road trips constantly across America for her online vintage business. "In the past year and a half I've lived in several different states, but I am currently spending most of this month in Los Angeles , San Francisco and Texas ."

Peeps from Summer 08's stuff:

And golden oldies:

Her brother Chris also runs a club every Thursday night in Hollywood
(www.myspace.com/jetsetevent )

Summer tracks:

Lovin Spoonful-Summer in the city
Justin Timberlake-Summer Love
Death Cab for Cutie - Summer Skin

and of course

Check it.
xoxoxo Olivia

Don't cut the fabric to this year's fashion

2008-05-19T16:25:00.000-07:00

For all the boss bitches dipped in sauce
I gotta give mad props to streetwear designers
for keeping things dope and refreshing. My
favorite besides Hellz in the running would definately be
Married to the Mob. Shirts- Self explanitory.

I mean rlly, does it?

In the meantime, Dimepiece is the epitome of pussy appeal.
It's like a women's rights movement with class, sass and ass written all over it.
And it speaks the universal truth and advice which all the cats in the big city should follow,
which is truely, Trust NO Bitch.

"God is coming, and she is PISSED"

Also if you dig Klaxons, Kid Sister (Pro nailz)
or into Ed Banger meets fashion,
you may want to sport the new Dim Mak Collection

KANYE WEST NEVER CEASES TO AMAZE ME:

LOCAL TOURIST

2008-05-19T13:23:00.000-07:00

LOCAL TOURIST is a clothing line that represents artistry freedom and street couture. With a lifestyle brand aimed at today’s urban/retro/indie culture, designer Eric Fobair’s inspiration is the women he surrounds himself with - which are mostly his friends. Each girl is sketched, screen printed and immortalized on fabric. Also included in the line are branded sweaters, t-shirts and scarves. His line represents a chic and liberated style that is an exact replication of today’s youth and it’s acceptance of individuality. True to its name, LOCAL TOURIST, it is for everyone.

LOCAL TOURIST was started by Eric Fobair, a graduate from the University of Oklahoma who recently hit the bricks of LA to make it as a fashion designer. Born in Minnesota, and raised in Texas, Fobair started the business in his last year at the University of Oklahoma. In his first year, he established boutiques in both Oklahoma and Texas and soon extended his brand by coming to California and concentrating on producing fashion throughout the city. He has made a name in the electro scene by collaborating on uniquely designed t-shirts with electro DJ (but not DJ) BUL!M!ATRON!, scene photographer Redslurpeee(www.redslurpeee.com), and semi-sceret werehouse party Blow Up LA. Also, LOCAL TOURIST currently sponsors ShadowScene (http://www.shadowscene.com/), which is based in Los Angeles and encompasses the photography, writing, fashion art & humor of Ellei J. LOCAL TOURIST also sponsors lifestyle brand So Sweet (Ladytron, Crystal Castles, Lies in Disguise, Blake Miller, Le Castle Vania, Partyshank, etc…)"

For the past six months LOCAL TOURIST has been selling at all the hottest clubs: including THE HEIST, TILT L.A., BLOW UP L.A., HI – FI NOIZE, and Say What? (Las Vegas). And most recently Local Tourist/Eric Fobair was featured on the NBC television program Your LA (www.yourla.com).

www.localtourist.biz,

www.myspace.com/ericthelocaltourist

HIT UP YOUR LOCAL TOURIST

<3bj

Rich Girls

2008-05-16T16:42:00.001-07:00

courtesy to a nylon lurker
who sent me a print screen of the default
the nylon music tour blog from yesterday.
Thankyou for revoking my hideous photobooth photos from
the virgins show.
Kewlziez

I've got mad love for Betsey Johnson, and
a phone purse is my favorite items of her-yet. And picture this:
Walking into a club, drug store, taco hut and making calls left and right
with your handy dandy phone purse.

Speaking of handy items, ladiess! (and fem-men) You may want to consider
walking around with this from now on. Who knows when you may need to screw something,
measure..., or fix a nail.

More convenient & cute items Fredflare.com

Music Update

2008-05-15T17:32:00.000-07:00

Shit ya'lllllllllll

Bonde Do Role - Gasolina (Radioclit Rmx)
Notorious B.I.G. :: Party & Bullshit (RATATAT remix)
Estelle – American Boy (Nadastrom Remix)
[MP3] Grandaddy - A.M. 180

Usher - Love in this Club (MSTRKRFT Remix)
Hot Chip - Wearing My Rolex (Wiley Cover BBC Live Lounge 7th of May) (YSI) // (zShare)

Some say we need nipples, need nipples! huaaaahh

2008-05-15T17:18:00.000-07:00

My new obsession:

In other unrelated news,
This weekend Hellz Bellz is having a sale
Holla to my lady Lanie if you go

And I'm finally getting my EDC ticket sometime this weekend!!!
Who else is going?

INNAVIEW

2008-05-15T01:10:00.000-07:00

BJ gives you a little extra blow to olivia's intro below

DEAR COSTUME DEPT, TELL US ABOUT YOURSELF.

"first off, we lovelovelove leggings, and felt that everything out there was too bland. most of the leggings presently on the market are either way over priced or way over produced. our desire is to steer away from both those directions and be an alternative.

our style availability is very limited! we buy out fabric that can never be reprinted so once we sell out of a style, they are gone forever! basically if someone buys a pair, she or he would be one of only 10-15 people in the world with that style, making each piece special and unique!

our inspirations? girls (& boys!) with confidence and attitude who are not afraid to dress outside the box and experiment with fashion. oh and old people who just don't give a fuck!

costume dept was conceived by design duo shaun samson and shawn kaleka. both were born/raised in california and educated & trained in europe. samson is currently in his final year at the prestigious central saint martins college of art and design in london (the alma mater of: alexander mcqueen, john galliano, stella mccartney, M.I.A, to name a few.) kaleka graduated medical school in august then moved to los angeles, deciding not to pursue his family’s medical business, he soon found himself in a love affair with fashion!

ps we love our bj!

xoxo

shawn & shaun"

strut it. slut it.

http://www.myspace.com/costumedept

I wanna make you hollaa

2008-05-14T22:55:00.000-07:00

Not gonna lie, these leggings are the shit.
Not your every day wear but I definately see myself
lounging and coming home at 4 am with neighborhood dogs howling at me
in the club cheetah leggings.
Rumble in the jungle status.
Courtesy to Costume Dept.
Ya dig?

What.the.fuck.

2008-05-14T20:40:00.000-07:00

ASdkljasdlgjzzjzzgzgdksjg
?!

Ohay

2008-05-14T15:10:00.000-07:00

Hillary Clinton ain't got shit on this one,
Spain's new military prime minister, 7 months pregnant
and strutting lookin bitchy' at those lower uniform officers, who are manly men who are trained to kill and fight. This bitch is a warrior, just check that expression on her face.
I wonder who the baby's daddy is.

Plus, AA site looking for new models-
Don't piss on your gold hot shorts yet- this goes out for the gals
who've been rejected and neglected by the real models scouts themselves,
but-you can always post a photo of you in your sluttiest african apparel
outfit here with your raunchiest pose:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=366913090

Glacing at hose hopefuls
makes me feel the .1% regret I had with missing my 2nd American Apparel
shoot for HellzBellz. Somewhere in their fourth or fifth floor lay my test shots, which
I will never get.

Scope out these dope tracks from Santooo

Santogold & Donnis - Creator Remix

Santogold & Justice - L.E.S.D.A.N.C.E. (Immuzikation BlackNotBlend)

Santogold - L.E.S. Artistes (XXXchange Remix)

Why don't kids from my high school look like the Teenagers video?
Or am i totally not invited on all these pompom lolita jumpsuit sleepovers?

Ch-ch-ch-check it out

2008-05-12T21:08:00.000-07:00

I swear on all my free grabs from gigs that this is not self promotion,
But clearly an advertisement for all you online shoppers to take a look at

First glance, Miss Lanie from Hellz Bellz.
She's no doubt the queen (and king) of Streetwear designs for women
and not only will you find her all over Missbehave Mag, Karmaloop and the internet,
but she's declared as one of the Most Official Bitches, hands down. Also got major love for powerful women with the same roots as I, bonding over Phillipino mothers, high school, and an ex and current day bad ass. *Props to grace* No doubt she's one multi-talented boss lady, doin ma hair and make up plus photographing me for her Spring 08 line. (Old news, considering it's already May) but her t-shirts are suitable for year-round wear. Guaranteed to turn heads and get head.

Number 2.

Miss Wax Jewelry.

Who doesn't have mad love for blonde bombshells with talent?
Hand-made and one of a kind jewelry for precious one of a kind people like you and I.
Misswax.com, affiliated with Lanie from HB. I hear they use to cruise down in whale's vagina being the thugs that they are.

and let's resurrect biggie paaaahlease

Yeah you like that

2008-05-12T20:47:00.000-07:00

Just like oral, BJ magazine will blow your mind, body and soul.
And as a self proclaimed expert blogger (I've been blogging since fifth grade,
it all started with a little site called xanga) which was you know, x amount of years ago-
I, Olivia, have full permission to expose you to the world of current trends and up to date music with side notes of "irl" day to day drama. from east la hoess to orange county bros.

Discuss!

Now for some real shit:

DOWNLOAD: MGMT - Time to Pretend
MGMT- Electric Feel (Y.S.I)

Larry-Tee - Licky (Hervé goes low remix) (YSI)
Juliette and the Licks- Got Love To Kill (MSTRKRFT Remix)

BJ MAGAZINE

Size 10 shoes

Most Amazing Thing I've Come Across:

25 ways to impress a girl

A Man's Response to 26 Things A Perfect Man Would Do

Holla Kitty

Ew?

safesex

Still probably smarter than sarah palin

MexiAlts

So I dropped off the face of the earth, once again

This is why I'm cancelling my subscription to Nylon:

Fred flare has such cute crap

Sorry for falling off the face of this earth

Woahh

Reggae renditions of radiohead songs

Too Fat For Fashion?

Ghost caught on tape

Let's play!

Steve Aoki = Modern day jesus?

Hellz Bellz Sample Sale in DC

This is what happens when you kiss a girl and you like it:

Dadaaadadadaayuuum!

JM presents:

Oh Paris

Hipster: The Dead End of Civilization

Hi Fi Noize

Death of American Apparel

Don't be gay on a Saturday

Events listed in order: Food, Fashion, Fun

Johnny Cupcakes Grand Opening

This is kind of odd...

At the hop

Woah.

Backyard Betty

A quick fix for clothing.

Counting down the days...

John Michael Photography

Let's be honest

Fresh Garbage Vintage

Kanye West has an ego problem.

Obsession du jour!

Daily dose of imagery.

I'm going to hell.

Life lessons you may want to consider. And reconsider.

Hot or not?

Check it.

My niggu-ish ways attract

Romp-romp-romppp

Go on the road with SMV!

The Muse

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Bored in LA?

Motivational words.

Music sounds better with you...

Fun For everyone!

Taylor Herrronnn!

We like the orange county

I don't know who my father is either

:(

Just like her name, she is everywhere

I can't color enough!!!

you think you're ready for this?

BJ must give a shoutout to....

A crime for all seasons

Everything you learned from Gossip Girrrl

The highly anticipated for...

Lykke Li - I'm Good, I'm Gone (Metronomy Remix)Stars - This Charming Man Play Stop POPUP FavoritePase Rock ft. Amanda Blank - Sexy MF (JAPATTACK Remix)MGMT vs Daft Punk - One More Time to Pretend (Immuzikation Remix) Play Stop POPUP FavoriteVHS Or Beta - Night On Fire (Cut Copy Remix)

i'm hardcore obsessing

Yeah, you like that

Fuck the heist, go to vice

See last weeks pics at:www. thechimeraproject. net/051508

Where you belong this Saturday

BABY GOT BJ

Vintage overload

Don't cut the fabric to this year's fashion

LOCAL TOURIST

Rich Girls

Music Update

Some say we need nipples, need nipples! huaaaahh

Lykke Li - I'm Good, I'm Gone (Metronomy Remix)
Stars - This Charming Man Play Stop POPUP Favorite
Pase Rock ft. Amanda Blank - Sexy MF (JAPATTACK Remix)
MGMT vs Daft Punk - One More Time to Pretend (Immuzikation Remix) Play Stop POPUP Favorite
VHS Or Beta - Night On Fire (Cut Copy Remix)

See last weeks pics at:
www. thechimeraproject. net/051508